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Hi, I'm Herr Professor Von Leeky, also known as 'Leeky' or 'the Leekster' for short. I'm a male french angora rabbit. Angora rabbit fur is plucked periodically (at no harm to us rabbits) and used to make angora sweaters and socks. As with other lucky 'bunns, I am a house rabbit, where I lives indoors. Though, unlike many cats and dogs I only get out of my cage when supervised, as us rabbits tend to idly nibble on books, wood, cardboard houseplants (which could be poisonous), and have been known to cut wires when we taste testing them.

My favorite snack food is Vitakraft Corn Slims, which gives me "loud crunching satisfaction" and yummy corn taste, why, I even likes nibbling on the boxes too! After that it's alfalfa pellets, and timothy hay and a bit of a carrot twice a day. Another rare treat is alfalfa hay which I only get once in a while. as it is too good for my teeth!

Like many ground loving rabbits, I don't like being held and absolutely do not do laps (well, I'll humour my humans sometimes by sitting still for five or so seconds, but then I'm outta there!). I enjoy occasional (if not frequent) pettings near the human's feet and next to a chair, and sometimes when they put me on the bed, I'll take hugs too.

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Rabbit Humor:

A Troubled Hare

A woman walks into a vet's waiting room. She's dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit does not want to be there. "Sit, Fluffy," she says.

Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.

"I said sit, now there's a good Fluffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed. Fluffy quite miserable and perhaps feeling rebellious, squats in the middle of the room and urinates.

he woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, "Darn it Fluffy, will you be good?!"

Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the office. As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says, "Pardon me. I've just washed my hare, and can't do a thing with it!"